human i think's definitions

reaganomics

ronald reagan crushing on your mom

reagan: WITH REAGANOMICS BABYYYYYY
mom: wtf

by human i think February 1, 2023

when he died

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

by human i think February 1, 2023

jaws

the shark a-lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea one day on a lark

jaws: woah respect *explodes*
JAWS IS HERE
HERE IS JAWS

by human i think February 3, 2023

nature tapes

mostly just swears but still good

guy: nature tapes
other guy: it made my muscles involintarily flex

by human i think February 3, 2023

everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same

by human i think February 3, 2023