a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 04, 2023

as your father i expressly forbid it

The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.

dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom

by human i think February 02, 2023

soft fuzzy man

what you girls really need

person: *is soft fuzzy man*
girl: damn i need that

by human i think February 02, 2023

really cool wig

the thing neil cicierega had a dream of

neil cicierega: i had this dream where i was wearing a really cool wig
random person: same bro

by human i think February 04, 2023

spirit phone

perfection

guy: spirit phone
other guy: lemon😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

by human i think February 04, 2023