Definitions by human i think

a mask of my own face 

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

a mask of my own face by human i think February 3, 2023

two trucks 

the BEST kind of porn

some guy: *goes to pornhub*
same person: *clicks on two trucks video*

two trucks by human i think February 3, 2023

really cool wig 

the thing neil cicierega had a dream of

neil cicierega: i had this dream where i was wearing a really cool wig
random person: same bro

really cool wig by human i think February 3, 2023

reaganomics 

ronald reagan crushing on your mom

reagan: WITH REAGANOMICS BABYYYYYY
mom: wtf

reaganomics by human i think February 1, 2023

lifetime achievement award 

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

lifetime achievement award by human i think February 1, 2023

when he died 

on a dark and stormy night

guy: when he died
kid: was it my dad
guy: yes
kid: finally

when he died by human i think February 1, 2023

i earn my life 

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

i earn my life by human i think February 1, 2023