my trains

uh my trains

neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes

by human i think February 04, 2023

reaganomics

ronald reagan crushing on your mom

reagan: WITH REAGANOMICS BABYYYYYY
mom: wtf

by human i think February 02, 2023

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 04, 2023

as your father i expressly forbid it

The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.

dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom

by human i think February 02, 2023

soft fuzzy man

what you girls really need

person: *is soft fuzzy man*
girl: damn i need that

by human i think February 02, 2023

no eyed girl

when neil cicierega spirit phone the lemon demon😨😨😨

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
some random guy: holy shit neil cicierega

by human i think February 02, 2023

lifetime achievement award

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

by human i think February 02, 2023