Definitions by hugh jorgan

Dirty Meltzer 

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

Dirty Meltzer by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

bubblegum sandwich 

What you eat when you go down on a girl who's labia minora look like chewed up bubble gum.

Man watching stripper: She's got a tasty looking bubblegum sandwich.

bubblegum sandwich by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

Scrunt 

A contraction of scrawny cunt.

Man, that Clarisa Flockhart is some serious scrunt.

Scrunt by Hugh Jorgan February 21, 2005

pole smoker 

bag pipe organist,

anyone who cleans ducts for a living

pole smoker by Hugh Jorgan March 11, 2004

Law of Transitive Perversion 

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.

Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.

Law of Transitive Perversion by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003