hugh g rection's definitions
by Hugh G Rection January 21, 2005
Get the Xanadumug. that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.
Also known as a mopwanger.
Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!
by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003
Get the Mopmug. A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the schlongmug. This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.
They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
by Hugh G Rection October 29, 2009
Get the Blue Man Groupmug. 
The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the masterbationmug. 1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006
Get the seamenmug.