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Definitions by hop in my van kids

When you're all oofed out
"Ugh, in so oofled..."
Oofle by hop in my van kids June 16, 2019

Donald Trump 

A sorry excuse for a.... a..... Human??? I don't know if he is one, but oh well.
"Ugh you're such a Donald Trump"
Your wife that left you and took the kids.
"Can I please see them Karen!!? At least for Christmas!!"
Karen by hop in my van kids March 15, 2019
A place to go if you're feeling corny and want to watch some yummy buttery goodness that will make you feel better than you've ever felt before.
"Don't tell my mom, but I go on CornHub daily and it satisfies every time..."
CornHub by hop in my van kids February 25, 2019

Milk Play 

When someone is horny and shoves a container of milk up their ass and then does a handstand just to feel the milk run down their body systems and out their mouth in a flurry of white.
(1) "KAREN DID MILK PLAY LAST NIGHT" Snitched the little sister "WHY DIDNT SHE LET ME JOIN IN?" Said the mom. This made the little sister scared and confused.
Milk Play by hop in my van kids February 25, 2019