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Definitions by homsar

Malloween 

marshmallows that are orange and black flavored. Tell montenegro that theyre stackable, they'll scare your dad, and the punks next door won't know what hit them when you give them a satchel-full of marshmallows. Homestar got a weird eyeball that makes an eyeball sound for doing the commercial.
sorry... must have got a toenail caught in my throat!
Malloween by homsar October 29, 2003

the king of town 

A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
Dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo... King of Town!... Hooray!!!
the king of town by Homsar October 27, 2003

cheesios 

is the best, originating from the best commercial in the world, made by me
DoDaDoDaDoDaDo...King Of Town.....HOOORAY!
cheesios by homsar September 4, 2003
Hoo hoo... where does one start? A white little egg of a thing wearing a blue lampshade with his name on it. Often sports very manly hat that flies off his head when he says his common nonsense.
Homsar was born through a remake of a song from the sixties. While the identity of his parents is unknown, he was graciously raised by a cup of coffee, who did the best possible job. At the age of drweheheheheh, he made his way to Freetown, USA, via the Peaches. Shunned from the town after having a weight dropped on him by Strong Bad, he often hides out in the background, but one who showes appreciation to him by holding down TAB in cartoons and clicking on the yellow area can find him.
His best friend, Strong Sad, enjoys board games with him, though Homsar has trouble understanding the concept of most of them. He has only celebrated two Halloween holidays in his lifetime, and while he still thinks that a pumpakin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it, and he only enjoys treats such as shaving creme, old candies, and especially wrenches, he chooses popular costumes such as Wimpy and Ghost Dog.
He was last spotted at the Strong Sad Look-Alike contest, hosted by Coach Z, where he cried on the inside.
What's the deal with Homsar... Kerrek, PA.
homsar by Homsar September 1, 2003
a reely big thing
wow yre head is like ... giant!!
Giant by homsar August 10, 2003

teen girl squad

three tenage girls, four, i mean 4 teenage girls between the ages of thirteen and nineteen who die in a cartoon by strong bad
i have a crush on every boy!!......ARROWED!!
teen girl squad by homsar August 10, 2003

wiggity weiner 

strong sad, strong bads brother who enjoys sitting in his dark basement listening to music or talking to walls and trees, he likes bord games more than most people and gets pummeld evry hour on the hour
i like bpard games more than most people do by that i mean i like board games more than most people do and also i like board games more than i like most people
wiggity weiner by homsar August 10, 2003