holmes's definitions

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002

ceny

100 pounds in Scotland.

Gimmie that ceny you owe me ya tight c***

by Holmes February 8, 2018

playa

Spanish for "beach"

Vamos a la playa.

by Holmes July 30, 2003

pimp action

Acing a pimp, g dog mofo ghetto fool.

holmes is pimp action

by holmes December 10, 2002

cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.

I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.

by Holmes September 15, 2003

po po

the cops, the police

oh shit! the po po is after us!

by holmes December 4, 2002

free ball

for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on

because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.

by Holmes December 4, 2002