holmes's definitions

free ball

for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on

because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.

by Holmes December 4, 2002

pimp action

Acing a pimp, g dog mofo ghetto fool.

holmes is pimp action

by holmes December 10, 2002

cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.

I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.

by Holmes September 15, 2003

ceny

100 pounds in Scotland.

Gimmie that ceny you owe me ya tight c***

by Holmes February 8, 2018

high

mild euphoric intoxicatoin caused by sufficating the brain by things like paint, gas, glue, or more powerfully thc found on marijuana buds.

wow most the poeple on urbandictionary have never been high. you never "see colors". you pussy. maybe when your tripping... jesus.. and wasted is drunk, not blazed

by Holmes September 3, 2004

Kafir

muslim/islamic denoting a non-believer
non-believer christian etc.

"dude, he's a kafir" (by an islamic- juurk terrorist

by holmes May 13, 2005

tard

shortened version of "retard"; a stupid person

Look at that tard triping over himself.

by holmes December 4, 2002