cocklione

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.

I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.

by Holmes September 15, 2003

willy muncher

someone who like to nibble at a penis or two for pure enjoyment, and derives from cock sucker. it can also be used as an insult

you f**kin willy muncher

by holmes September 14, 2004

Kafir

muslim/islamic denoting a non-believer
non-believer christian etc.

"dude, he's a kafir" (by an islamic- juurk terrorist

by holmes February 23, 2005

free ball

for a man to wear his pants/shorts without any unserwear on

because it was free ball friday, he did not wear underwear.

by Holmes December 05, 2002

fo shizzle

A cooler word for "for sure." All the cool kids are saying it.

me - "You are using words with the letter 'z' in it a lot lately."
syd - "fo shizzle"

by Holmes December 06, 2002

po po

the cops, the police

oh shit! the po po is after us!

by holmes December 05, 2002

playa

Spanish for "beach"

Vamos a la playa.

by Holmes July 31, 2003