sumter county

a pretty trailer trashy place, except for the villages, but the villages creep most people out.

q:wat do a sumter county fire, sumter county tornado, and a sumter county divorce all have in common?

a:somebody's going to lose a trailer.

by holly the ginger kid. June 05, 2007

chocolate

A food most women fake obsessions with so they can fit in with other women. Other common obsessions include Starbucks and shoes.

Anne-Oh my gosh I have to have chocolate right now so I don't die. The only things better than chocolate are shoes and Starbucks.

Holly (me)-Fuck you, you stupid obsession faking future trophy wife bitch.

by holly the ginger kid. June 23, 2007

scarred

amazing show on MTV that shows people getting hurt in horrible ways, usually skateboarding.

joe-did you see scarred last night? a guys balls got chopped off while he has skateboarding.

by holly the ginger kid. July 13, 2007

war

bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The best current example is the war in Iraq. WTF?

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

drive thru

Amazing invention that allows you to purchase food without getting out of your car. Is usually used for fast food.

Drive Thru Person-what can i get you today.
Consumer-An eggmcmuffin, a hashbrown, and a medium coke.
Drive Thru Person-I'm sorry. We stopped serving breakfast one second ago.
Consumer-*Cries*

by holly the ginger kid. May 20, 2007

ioa

Short for Islands of Adventure. Islands of Adeventure is a theme park in Orlando thats pretty fun, except for the ridiculous prices on everything. They have some pretty good rollercoasters.

I went to IOA and later had to sell my house to pay the debts I had aquired at IOA.

by holly the ginger kid. July 03, 2007

windemere

A wealthy town in Florida.

Most of the really rich people live in Isle Worth, a neighborhood where the houses are all well over a million dollars. Famous residents inlcude Tiger Woods and Shaq.

A lot of upper middle class people live in Windemere, but they live closer to Gotha. Most of the houses in this area are stucco.

Its a nice place to live, but its a little stepfordish.

I used to live in Windemere and its pretty boring there.

by holly the ginger kid. September 07, 2007