gaygaphone

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness

Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"

by hmcdesq February 26, 2011

hypocriture

the gaping hole in the logic and reasoning of a person or group that is filled with hypocrisy.

That anti-gay activist caught with the 20-year-old rent-boy has a huge hypocriture.

by hmcdesq May 04, 2010

flip a gizzard

to lose one's temper in a physical, visceral way, including ranting, raving, arm-waving and red face

If you are late with that report, your boss is going to flip a gizzard.

by hmcdesq November 09, 2018

ewlyweds

A newly paired couple that is overly affectionate in public, offending those around them.

Did you see the ewlyweds in the bar? They were groping each other all night!

by hmcdesq March 07, 2022

vamporn

vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions

That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!

by hmcdesq May 15, 2010

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 08, 2010

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 06, 2022