Definitions by hmcdesq

gaygaphone 

the really loud voice used by very proud gay people discussing their gayness

Lance: "SO I WAS OUT AT THE GAY BAR, GRINDING AGAINST THIS REALLY CUTE BOY, AND MY EX BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AND GAVE ME THE STINK-EYE. BITCH!"

Hag: "Lance, shhhhhhh. Stop using your gaygaphone. You're too loud!"

gaygaphone by hmcdesq March 12, 2011

omniterran 

covering, including or involving the the entire planet Earth.

To help explain Global Warming to people who think "weather" is the same as "climate," the word "omniterran" was formed to replace "global" since too many people (apparently) think if something takes place anywhere on the Earth, it is "global." Omni meaning "all" + terra meaning "earth." So, Omniterran means "all of the Earth."

omniterran by hmcdesq December 15, 2010

dickumentary 

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

dickumentary by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

uptighty-righty 

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

uptighty-righty by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

hag up by hmcdesq August 20, 2010

ePETA

organization of people who advocate the fair and humane treatment of epets and other eanimals that virtually exist as Farmville livestock and Fishville fish.

My Fishville neighbor posted on my Facebook wall that my fish were starving, along with a frowning eclownfish.

He must be a member of ePETA.

ePETA by hmcdesq May 28, 2010

Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.

I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.

Fishford Wife by hmcdesq May 24, 2010