hmcdesq's definitions

hyperfoodilate

Inability to breathe due to overeating.

"I ate too much at the barbecue and now I have shortness of breath. I should have turned down dessert before it caused me to hyperfoodilate!"

by hmcdesq March 16, 2022

omniterran

covering, including or involving the the entire planet Earth.

To help explain Global Warming to people who think "weather" is the same as "climate," the word "omniterran" was formed to replace "global" since too many people (apparently) think if something takes place anywhere on the Earth, it is "global." Omni meaning "all" + terra meaning "earth." So, Omniterran means "all of the Earth."

by hmcdesq December 15, 2010

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

hag up

A woman connecting with a male gay friend, or a gay man connecting with a female friend. Like a "hook up" but platonic by virtue of his being gay.

Girl: I found out this guy in my class is gay. I'm so excited! Maybe we can hag up!

by hmcdesq August 20, 2010

ePETA

organization of people who advocate the fair and humane treatment of epets and other eanimals that virtually exist as Farmville livestock and Fishville fish.

My Fishville neighbor posted on my Facebook wall that my fish were starving, along with a frowning eclownfish.

He must be a member of ePETA.

by hmcdesq May 28, 2010

uptighty-righty

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

by hmcdesq August 30, 2010