hmcdesq's definitions

Benatini

a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink

I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?

by hmcdesq May 14, 2010

ewlyweds

A newly paired couple that is overly affectionate in public, offending those around them.

Did you see the ewlyweds in the bar? They were groping each other all night!

by hmcdesq March 7, 2022

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

Tinx

a texted curse placed on the person you are texting with when he or she simultaneously texts the same thing you do.

Bob and Joe are texting each other, discussing the closing of their favorite sports pub. At the same time, they both send "this sux!"

"Tinx!"

by hmcdesq May 18, 2010

OMGyn

a text-ese exclamation of shock or surprise at the news you get from your gynecologist.

Dr: It seems you have three ovaries.

Patient: How many am I supposed to have?

Dr: Two.

Patient: OMGyn!

by hmcdesq May 18, 2010

Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.

I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.

by hmcdesq May 24, 2010