hipster's definitions

crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

go figure

a remark made to something said that is typical or falls under Murphy's Law.

"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

by hipster August 30, 2004

you know the drill

an expression meaning "you know what to do, no questions required".

answering machine greeting: "yeah its hipster, you know the drill."
.... beeeep!

by hipster June 2, 2004

down pat

at the point of having something memorized or perfected.

I practiced that guitar riff for days till I got it down pat.

by hipster November 21, 2004

the jury is still out

an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached.

hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean, either he's psycho, or just plain stupid."

tipster: "I dunno man....think the jury's still out on that one."

by hipster November 16, 2003

make tracks

to leave or get away from somewhere, usually in a quick or urgent nature.

can also be worded in the form of a direct order.

"It's gettin kinda late, we oughta make tracks pretty soon."

"tell those guys to make tracks, they just can't crash a party uninvited!"

by hipster April 20, 2007

monkey suit

slang word for a tuxedo

damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!

by Hipster June 8, 2007