across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group.

I heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board...that true man?

by hipster November 18, 2004

crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

easy street

a situation in which any problems, difficulties or worries can be avoided

after members of the staff cashed in their winning lottery ticket, they were suddenly on easy street, which enabled them to yell "fuck you!" to their prick boss and quit their miserable, minimum wage jobs.

by hipster January 18, 2004

go figure

a remark made to something said that is typical or falls under Murphy's Law.

"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

by hipster August 30, 2004

you know the drill

an expression meaning "you know what to do, no questions required".

answering machine greeting: "yeah its hipster, you know the drill."
.... beeeep!

by hipster June 02, 2004

damage control

an attempt made to correct or rectify a situation that went wrong

we gotta be prepared to do some serious damage control if the press hears about this!

by hipster July 02, 2004

down pat

at the point of having something memorized or perfected.

I practiced that guitar riff for days till I got it down pat.

by hipster November 21, 2004