hiddenattacker's definitions

Devil's Three Way

Ménage à trois, but a threesome that is between two guys and a girl.

The number one rule of etiquette in a Devil's Three Way is for the guys to avoid making eye contact.

by hiddenattacker March 9, 2010

groove

The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid and cool. When we get it back, the world unifies around us, and both stupid and cool fall away.

I am grateful to those who are keepers of the groove.

-Lynda Barry, from 100 Demons

When I decided to act on my own volition rather than society's, I realized...baby, I got my groove back!

by hiddenattacker August 26, 2009

mullet

A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.

Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.

by hiddenattacker November 26, 2009

snow job

The 2001 tuck rule shenanigans that overturned a Tom Brady fumble and allowed the Patriots to force the game to overtime, and eventually win.

The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.

The snow job was the most gut wrenching officiating decision in playoff history.

by hiddenattacker September 23, 2010

cactus cooler

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.

Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?

by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008

nsmb

New Super Mario Brothers

NSMB is the best 2d platformer for the DS!

by hiddenattacker April 22, 2008

manzanita sol

Manzanita Sol is a brand of apple-flavored beverages owned by PepsiCo, Inc. which is predominant in Mexico. In the United States it is sold in 12 pack cans, 2-liter, and 20-ounce bottles, but distribution is only known to be in Wal-Mart, Albertson's, H-E-B, K-Mart, Food4Less, Jewel-Ostco, Vons, Stater Bros. and smaller family run stores. In Latin American countries, Manzanita Sol competes with The Coca-Cola Company's Manzana Lift. Manzanita Sol is PepsiCo's number two brand in Mexico, with apple being Mexico's second most popular soft drink flavor.

"Manzanita Sol" is Spanish for "little sun apple".

Person 1: Yo man, apple soda? Is it good?
Person 2: Hell yeah, have a Manzanita Sol
Person 1: *drinks*
Person 1: Wow, this stuff is amazing!

by hiddenattacker April 22, 2008