70 definition by heptune

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
by heptune June 13, 2006

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(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.
The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.
Any true G-fan will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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(n) A kind of booger that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.
No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.
Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.
Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.
A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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