(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.
The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.
(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.
Any true G-fan
will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.
(n) A kind of booger
that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.
No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.
(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.
Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.
1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.
Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.
(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.
A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.