Definitions by heptune

wedge 

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

wedge by Heptune May 14, 2005

thumbkin 

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

thumbkin by Heptune May 14, 2005

guttle 

(n) The roll of fat under the chin, a double chin.

George had a round face with a big wobbly guttle under his chin.

guttle by Heptune May 14, 2005

chippie

(n) An affectionate term for chipmunk.

A family of chippies made a nest next to a tree in my yard.

chippie by Heptune May 14, 2005

tree rat 

(n)An unflattering slang term for a squirrel.

Penn State campus is overrun with fat, fearless tree rats.

tree rat by Heptune May 14, 2005

schnitzelmouse 

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

schnitzelmouse by Heptune May 14, 2005

bayman 

(n) A person from any part of Newfoundland except St. Johns. People from St. Johns are called townies.

"Ask a townie for a smoke,
He will say his pipe is broke;
Ask a bayman for a chew,
He will bite it off for you."
(verse from traditional song, Muscles in the Corner)

bayman by Heptune May 14, 2005