heptune's definitions

pod-

A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as pod person.

That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

meatloaf

(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.

Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

guttle

(n) The roll of fat under the chin, a double chin.

George had a round face with a big wobbly guttle under his chin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

core

The middle of a pimple, the hard part that is surrounded by pus or other liquidy material.

I squeezed out the pus but I didn't get the core, so I know the pimple will come back.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

doodlebug

(n) An ant-lion, an insect larva that digs conical pits in order to trap ants.

Morty liked to drop ants into doodlebug pits.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

by Heptune May 14, 2005