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Guitar fag

A person who whips out an acoustic guitar at parties despite only knowing 3 chords, favourites of the guitar fag includes; wonderwall by oasis, seven nation army by the white stripes and whatever he can think of. The guitar fags one goal in life is to get as much pussy as possible. His entire gimmick is built around him playing guitar.

He loves to take requests but enjoys butchering the lady's favourite song infront of her face even more.

to become a guitar fag you must... Wear a flannel shirt, have long hair or use so much gel it looks like uve fallen into a vat of lube. Other requirements include wearing a cross around your neck even though your not religious, and chinos that have never been washed.

No matter what, refer to the length of time playing the guitar as a 'carreer' and that its now got to the point where its your life
A: wow look at (insert name) knocking out Wonderwall

B: i know what a guitar fag
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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Daquan

Provides quality instagram memes worth the share ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
A: yo bro check out this daquan meme
B: damn thats hilarious
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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Weed vape

A vape flavouring specifically designed for people who are either too poor to afford weed or are have accepted their homosexuality and now vape
A: sah dude, try this weed vape

B: nah m9 im already gay
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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The fashionista

The fashionista involves putting the end of a high heel shoe (stilleto) up the japs eye of the penis, often extremely painful only true masters can withstand the pain without crying
A: me and my girlfriend tried something new in the bedroom
B: ooo what was it?
A: the fashionista, it hurt like hell but she enjoyed it
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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Cum roullette

Take as many friends as you want and grab a box of tissues, take 3 tissues each. After taking the tissues go into a different room and blow your nose into two of the tissues, ejaculate into the last tissue.

Screw up the tissues and come back into the room, players take it in turn to eat a tissue, the loser is the one that eats the most cum filled tissues

The winner (if there is one) is the one that eats the most snot but least cum
A: yo bro wanna play cum roullette

B: nah m8 i remember last time, no one wins in that situation
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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scum play

A act towards another person which normally involves dirty moves and un-gentlemanly acts to make one seem more manly and a better person although surrounders understand they are complete twats and deserve loss of friends and respect
A: did you see that fight?
B: Yeah he was out of order using that much scum play

A: I know how could he kick him in the balls, throw sand in his eyes and then proceed to teabag his opponent
by hentai is weeb shit September 5, 2016
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Blink 182

Edgy music for edgy teens
A: yo check out this blink 182 album

B:no
by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017
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