purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it

do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

kids who eat bananas

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.

Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

Oh no i horse slipped!

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck

guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

shutters

When your partner grabs a pencil and draws a cock on your back

i went to bed and my partner shutters me. i could not be more in love with someone

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021