hello mate i am joNathaN's definitions

horse slip

When you accidentally fall onto a horse dick and get eaten by a horse but still survive and the horse shits you out

Oh no i horse slipped!

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

shutters

When your partner grabs a pencil and draws a cock on your back

i went to bed and my partner shutters me. i could not be more in love with someone

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck

guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

kids who eat bananas

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.

Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it

do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

men who eat grapes

men who eat grapes is when a girl is being fucked from behind and eating a pack of grapes cause why not.

i saw men who eat grapes today

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021