heather's definitions

hillbilly

Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!"

hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!

by Heather September 9, 2003

off tha hook

cool, hot, or popular

That cd is off tha hook!

by Heather September 9, 2003

roll

like you went somewhere

We rolled to tha crib.

by Heather April 13, 2005

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

my chemical romance

popular "emo band", listened to by, stupid emo kids and posers. they only got popular because of those dumbasses at MTV, playing their crappy songs. kids see mcr on MTV, and think they're "SoO0Oo k3wL". and then they go around labeling themselves, 'punk' or 'goth'. those kids don't know what punk and goth really is. gerard way is a horrible singer. he can't sing for shit. those posers who listen to mcr probably listen to green day too.

poser:"hEy, i SaWz mCr oN MtV. sO ThEy MuSt B k3wL. N iF i L!St3n 2 M, i iZ SoOo0o pXnK/GaWtHx!!!!1111 YaYz!!11111 DaT mEaN i iZ k3wL 2!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"


Fucking posers...

by Heather June 16, 2005

mug

thing

Damn, you got nice mugs!
or What are you doing with that mug?

by Heather December 24, 2002

raise your voice

1) A movie starring Hilary Duff where she "succeeds" in the music world by her "great" and "talented" voice.

2) Something I'd gladly wipe my ass with.

"I just slit my wrists to Raise Your Voice."

by Heather January 3, 2005