19 definitions by haywood jablowme
A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.
"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"
-Aaron Spalding
-Aaron Spalding
by haywood jablowme February 22, 2005
1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut
see also: slut
by haywood jablowme April 18, 2004
by haywood jablowme April 7, 2004
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by haywood jablowme March 24, 2005
To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.
by haywood jablowme July 16, 2004
This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.
by haywood jablowme April 15, 2005