haywood jablowme's definitions

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

molly pye

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's

i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!

by Haywood Jablowme April 21, 2005

Houdini

When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.

My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".

by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

tikikafufu

a highly uncontagious disesase involving a dogs pelvic region. you can get this disease from having intercourse with female dogs.

"Dude i fucked a dog, and now im dying from tikikafufu."

by haywood jablowme November 27, 2007