Alex Kapranos

The leader of the New Scottish Gentry(aka Franz Ferdinand). He is suave and sophisticated with a hint of nerd. This art school hipster will have you dancing all night, and your mother will certainly approve of him.

Alex Kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts.

by Hayley June 29, 2004

monkey killer

Some one who has the urge to murder monkeys.

while swinging my friend's dog's monkey....i happened to rip the legs off.

by Hayley March 19, 2005

nightwish

A wonderful Finnish band. And no, I'm no HIM/Rasmus-loving teeny. I know good music, and Nightwish is good music.

Random Guy: Nightwish suck ass, only HIM/Rasmus loving teenies like them.
Me: I'm no teeny. And I like them.
RG: ...damn...

by Hayley October 15, 2005

michelle branch

creator and master of the universe god

the opposite of avril lavigne

by Hayley January 28, 2005

cack

Nickname for Police Officers

"Uh oh, dont speed, theres a cack!"

by hayley February 27, 2004

Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

by Hayley September 30, 2005

Hailie Jade Mathers

8 year old Hailie is the cutest girl in the world. She is so lucky to have Marshall for a dad because he loves her with all his heart and is there for her!

She is so lucky to have him for a dad!

by Hayley March 21, 2004