hawke4me's definitions

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024

chunaco

The vagina. Usually attached to a dirty skank. Tastes like chicken, smells like tuna, looks like taco.

Tommy's sick. Instead of screwing Maggie last night, he traded a bag of dope for some of Ambers chunaco.

by hawke4me March 29, 2015

Skallywag

A dirty slut who is usually passing one or two STD's to every guy, or gal, who she will gladly and without hesitation, screw for a bag of dope, usually meth or opiates. Most skallywags are well known as the town slut. Most are unwashed and don't care about their reputation.

I see you were with that skallywag Amber last night. Did she need another bag ?

by hawke4me October 12, 2022

Liquid bomb

A particularly liquidy diarrhea shit that contains corn or peanut shrapnel. Tends to burn Mr. Starfish due to high acid content in shit liquid.

This morning I destroyed my toilet with a liquid bomb.

by hawke4me August 3, 2015

Fruity butthole

Fruity butthole can be described as how fags that have on too much cologne smell.

Whoa! Did you get a whiff of that homo ? He smells like fruity butthole

by hawke4me July 19, 2024

French

Anything or anyone that is gay.

"Yo, you see that guy over there "?
"You mean the French looking guy"?
"Yeah, what a fag".

by hawke4me July 29, 2024

Blurple

The color blurple is used to describe a male of African descent. It is when their skin is so black that it's blue.

Man, did you check out that nigger Billy Rueben ? That niggers skin color is blurple !

by hawke4me October 9, 2017