havalaf's definitions

sexual freeze

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends

"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."

by havalaf November 14, 2009

the road home

a homeless shelter run by former inmates of the same allowing illicit drug use on the property... but no alcohol

"lets go to the road home and get our high on....I can't man.... just had a beer..."

by havalaf October 7, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

rip a grumpy

to take a shit

a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy

by havalaf October 5, 2009

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

by havalaf October 6, 2009

ITALIANS

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLRD....ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WITH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!

it's great to be one of those ITALIANS

by havalaf October 9, 2009

wolbem

backward for a blowjob

annie like to wolbem

by havalaf January 10, 2008