Definitions by harry flashman

tupac amaru shakur 

Still dead. Usually abbreviated "tupac"

Richard Nixon is still tupac.

tupac amaru shakur by harry flashman July 6, 2003

pantload 

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

pantload by harry flashman July 6, 2003

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

catshit and apple butter by harry flashman July 6, 2003

californicated 

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.

Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.

californicated by harry flashman July 6, 2003

porking the pooch 

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

porking the pooch by harry flashman July 6, 2003

cammie up

To dress up in stealthy outer garments in order to minimize your visibility and to maximize your blending in with your surroundings.

Hey Jeff...if Hillary gets elected to the presidency we need to cammie up and join the militia.

cammie up by harry flashman July 6, 2003

proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.

Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.

proto-hominid by harry flashman July 6, 2003