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Cordapio

A Filipino given name equivalent to Melvin, Bubba, Antwan, Chauncey or Delbert.
Cordapio DePeniscola, cursed since birth with a name held in high public ridicule in his native province of Ilocos Norte, after much consideration decided on Ambrosio for his American Immigration Visa application.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
mugGet the Cordapiomug.

wooser

A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.
Keddy tennidy...wooser!
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
mugGet the woosermug.

Rambo

A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.
In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
mugGet the Rambomug.

groinal acreage

Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge that his real estate was "quaint, small and a handyman project."
by harry flashman August 3, 2003
mugGet the groinal acreagemug.

assrhoid

Burchell, a.k.a. "assrhoid", left a trail of ruined careers where ever he went.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
mugGet the assrhoidmug.

throbber

A pulsating vein, usually on the forehead that is a predictor of a violent outlash from a hotheaded person.
Steer clear of Ramon...he's got a throbber and needs someone to skim the turds out of the alligator pit.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
mugGet the throbbermug.

harkut

The cure-all for hippies in the 60's.
Boy...git ah harkut!
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
mugGet the harkutmug.

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