harry flashman's definitions

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

duff

v. To D/F (direction find)

Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

greenside up

Foolproof instuctions for laying sod.

How many pallets yall put out today? Hate to be the one to tell you...but it's greenside up.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003