prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 09, 2003

twangbang

A country and western shagfest.

Tammy went to Nashville knowing she'd have to twangbang the staff at Horseshoe Records, Inc. in order to have her demo heard.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

whoa

A command to hold up or stop.

Whoa, bazooka breath, I'm not taking any complaints today.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 06, 2003

liplock

The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.

Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

fucked

Doomed or destined for failure.

Rodney wasn't worried about the search warrant until he saw that it included his computer hard drive and then he said, "I'm fucked."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003