harry flashman's definitions

horrorscope

The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.

I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Thunk

The sound a simpletons mind makes when he shifts his thinking into high gear.

Oh yeah...well, uh...uh...uh...(THUNK)...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

monstruss

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

fuckeroo

A promiscuous man at a gay dude ranch.

Eduardo cantered up to the bar and said, "I'm the baddest bronco bustin' fuckeroo in the house...who here thinks he can lick me? Come one, come all."

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

scumweasel

A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.

I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003