rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

Maginot Line

Some place the Germans will revisit the next time they get a weekend barbeque rained out.

Gerta, looks like rain, put the bratwurst away, get the kids in the Benz, we're going frog hunting at the Maginot line.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

empowerment

A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.

Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

spud

Friendly term like "pal" or "bud".

Yo, spud...what's up?

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

fuck me now

A cry of despair.

Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.

by harry flashman August 06, 2003

howdy

The first name of Mr Dooty, a former TV personality and marionette in the 1950's who was driven into obscurity, alcohol abuse and an early death after being arrested by the House UnAmerican Activities Committee(HUAC) for being a suspected fellow traveler with the Communist Party.

Senator Joe McCarthy relentlessly interrogated Howdy Dooty about the Communist Party pulling strings and making him dance like a puppet.

by harry flashman August 04, 2003

Disco

A viral disease that swept though the 70's afflicting mostly older males in their 40's, symptoms included bad taste in clothing, St. Vitus dance, and lame pick-up lines.

Yeah I had Disco once but I survived it.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003