Definitions by harry flashman

Asscrapian

A catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values.

Hakim had his fellow Wahabi Muslims mesmerized with his description of MTV, life in Los Angeles and the Asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners.

Asscrapian by harry flashman July 28, 2003

skint back 

Redneck for "ready for action" or "ready to make speed." (An allusion to retracting the foreskin in uncircumsized males before action.)

Cleotis heard the Yankee accent and was skint back and started looking around for a pool cue. After the bar brawl Cleotis jumped in his Firebird and had it skint back doing 90 up Highway 31.

skint back by harry flashman July 28, 2003

rhizofaggous 

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

rhizofaggous by harry flashman July 27, 2003

krap

Japanese gonorrhea.

Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.

krap by harry flashman July 27, 2003

no hable Ingles 

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

no hable Ingles by harry flashman July 27, 2003

uulate 

What Fatima trills to Hakim when he is not on time. Derived from ululate.

"Hakim, uulate!", trilled Fatima.

uulate by harry flashman July 27, 2003

bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

bereft by harry flashman July 27, 2003