Definitions by harrium and plester

fetcids 

prop. n. (fet-sids) – Small, vaginal dwelling nomads.

Hillary Clinton must have fetcids if Bill won’t do her anymore.

fetcids by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Bifexicud 

one with a two sharp-clawed vagina. Comes from ‘fexicud’, meaning one with a sharp one-clawed vagina.

That black chick from ‘The Apprentice’ is probably a bifexicud.

Bifexicud by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

Jooed by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Sogits 

A sexually transmitted disease that causes severe dripping in the vaginal region.

Martha Stewart got sogits while she was in jail.

Sogits by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Tanerum 

act of ejaculating into one’s drink.

Hahahaha! I just tanerumed into that chick’s drink over there!

Tanerum by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Redinass 

The slight irritation of skin around the anus, as a result of having a penis forced up one’s anal hole too many times in a minimum-security prison.

Kobe was lucky. He was gonna get a bad case of redinass.

Redinass by harrium and plester March 12, 2005