Definitions by hannibal lickter

twist off 

to punch someone.

mutha-fucka dissed me, i had to twist off on him.

twist off by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

gargling 

the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.

i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.

gargling by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

dead man on a stick 

what the crucifix means to non-christians.

mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?

dead man on a stick by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

god 

bullshit

the idea of a god is bullshit.

god by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009

the shit 

above and beyond outstanding.

baby, if beauty was stink, you'd be the shit.

the shit by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009

ebonics 

Broken english used by African-Americans (ebo-americans?) and white wanna-be gen-X-ers. Practitoners can be identified by tennis shoes that are stomped down in the rear, so as to be worn like house slippers.
Frequently involves droppin' the las' consonan' of a word.
Deft = def.

Shee mu-fuka, tha's def!

ebonics by hannibal lickter July 28, 2005

uncle daddy 

What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.

I've been on the road so much, my kids call me "Uncle Daddy" now.

uncle daddy by hannibal lickter May 15, 2005