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scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.
I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.
by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005
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cash

acronym for "Caffeine And Sugar High". Easily obtained by mixing an energy drink (for example Red Bull, Mad-Croc, BooKoo, Omega, Sobe No Fear, AMP, etc.) with a high caffeine beverage like Mountain Dew or Jolt Cola.
I called my friends over, scored some cans of Omega, and mixed it with Jolt. We all drank some. Then we stayed up all night on this mad cash we were having.
by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005
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tumor squeal

A more emphasized version of the exclamation "tumor!", used to show great amounts of emotion!
WHOA!! I got a PS2 AND an X-Box? TUMOR SQUEAL!!!!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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Giga Pet

Aside from Tamagotchi, the most popular line of keychain virtual pets when they were a fad. A large line of Giga Pets were made, ranging from dogs to cats to penguins to just about any other animal you can think of. Just like any other fad, many kids brought it to school. And just like any other fad, the teachers and administrators gave it the thumbs down. But kids still brung them anyway. Giga Pets were a major fad until the Pokémon Era (1998-2002), and even put you in control of your own monochrome version of the media's most famous critters (for example Salem from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch). Giga Pets were even sold as a promotional offer at KFC at one point. And although you probably won't be able to find a Giga Pet today, they truly were the biggest revolution in monochrome crystal-screen handheld gaming since the Game & Watch.
Hand Hanzo had a new Giga Pet clipped to his jeans.
by Hand Hanzo February 18, 2005
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orochi

Mad as hell, to the point of true insanity, losing your mind. To 'go orochi' is a couple degrees above 'snapping'. Named after how in King Of Fighters, various characters would be sometimes consumed by the power of Orochi within them, which made them more powerful and more aggressive.
DAMN! 12 people killed, 20 injured, and the dude didn't even have a weapon! That kid went orochi!
by Hand Hanzo August 30, 2005
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Luigi

1: The most underrated Nintendo character, and also my favorite. He wears a green shirt with blue overalls, and a green cap with the letter 'L' on it (Although back in SMB1, he wore white with green overalls), and was underrated and overlooked until he got his own game.
2: The best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, no doubt. Much better, in fact TIMES better than Mario in all aspects of combat, with useful smash moves and devastating aerial attacks.
It's no wonder you have to unlock Luigi, he's so damn good. Fuck Mario, let's give Luigi props for a change.
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
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taj

The Nuclear Test in Worms World Party. It was given the nickname "Taj" because it's icon looks like the Taj Mahal.
The Full Wormage sux0rs. The pricks in my 3rd period use it, and they just taj and donkey each other to death. It is so ghey!
by Hand Hanzo September 29, 2006
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