poorism

Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.

'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!

by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007

clanguage

A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'.
This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:

Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)
Yinglish (Yiddish)
Yeshivish (Yeshiva)
Jewbonics (Hebrew)
Hebonics
Hebronics
Hebrish
Runglish (Russia)
Ruglish
Russlish
Frenglish (French)
Franglish
Franglais
Franish
Fringlish
Spain-ish (Spanish)
Spain-lish
Espanglish
Espaninglish
El Spanish Broken
Inglañol
Englañol
Spanglish
Espan'glés
Espanolo
Portinglês (Portoguese)
Portu-inglês
Portenglish
Portunglês
Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)
Yanito
Inglés de Escalerilla
Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)
Serblish (Serbia)
Praglish (Czech)
Czechlish
Czenglish
Poglish (Poland)
Hunglish (Hungary)
Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)
Engleutsch
Denglish
Denglisch
Dunglish
Donglish
Dinglish (Danish)
Danglish
Swidish (Sweden)
Swenglish
Svengelska
Finglish (Finnish)
Wenglish (Wales)
Minglish (Maltese)
Greeklish (Greece)
Grenglish
Latinoellinika
Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)
Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)
Frananglais
Namlish (Namibia)
Jinglish (Jamaica)
Jamlish
Indlish (India)
Inglish
Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)
Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)
Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)
Tinglish (Thailand)
Thenglish
Thailish
Thainglish
Singlish (Singapore)
Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)
Englog
Enggalog
Konglish (Korea)
Konglish (Hong Kong)
Chinglish (China)
Mandaringlish
Japlish (Japan)
Japanglish
Finnish (Farsi, Iran)
Fingilish
Finglish
Penglish
Pinglish
Pingilish
Turklish (Turkish)
Arablish (Arabic)
Arabizi*

*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!

The funny pidgin English spoken by F.O.B.s (Fresh out of the boat people), is a clanguage and is called sarcastically 'Foblish'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007

Moroccan Margarita

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.

Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007

pink punk

Mid-90s' gay punk sound.

Pink punk a.k.a. homocore/ queercore.

by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007

shadow sculptures

Art works that are engraved on walls as sculpture.

Shadow sculptures are 'paintings' done as an installation work on a wall that -- using shadow effect -- can render a whole new image if the artwork is seen from a different angle.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Dustafarians

This is the weirdest shit ever! The word came to fame at the rise of the Alcor Life-Extension Foundation at the mid-90s.
Famous, rich people (Ted Williams the baseball player?), led the craze and others just followed lead now they are called 'Alcorians' as a collective noun to refer to this emerging class of 'cryonauts': the cryogenically-suspensed Alcor 'residents', who vary from cryo-sleeping 'corpsicles' frozen in 'dewars', filled with cryoprotectants alongside their friends and families (or the 'context'!), in a 'patient' care bay connected 24/7/365 to 'crackphones' that moniter fissures in their bodies all the time including special 'respirocycles' (artificial O2-breathing bloodcells pumped into their bodies at a regular basis!) and going through their first life-cycle (second re-freeze 'matrix' that replaces 60% of the water inside to turn their tissues into a glass-like liquidform)... and those who believe that one day science can be able to clone their bodies from 'neuropreserved' genetic material and who wish to be 'cephalically-isolated' (called 'neuros' in the jargon of Alcorians that use this neuroengineering technology occasionally) until 'reanimated'... to those who wish to be frozen while still alive in a process called 'vistasis'!

This 'utopian biotechnology' (also called 'paradise engineering'), has created an 'enhancement divide' between those 'terraformers' (unpreserved humans!) and the transhumanists who aspire for what they call 'morphological freedom' in these stainless steel vats.
We are face-to-face with this new 'biological fundamentalism' of 'self-evolution' that refer derogatorily to us Dustafarians by such Alcorians and Extropians as mere humans (mehums), or 'humies'!

The arties (AIs) in the future will look at us Dustafarians and laugh: they were the cryonicit's mad dream, but now they are the immortal enhants, RoboSapiens, the homorphs (human morphs), the neomorphs, ultra-humans, pseudohumans, the transhumans, the post-humans... the exes who 'transed' from mere flesh ,to the 'technorapture'.

One day, machines will overcome humans and enslave them in what scientists pre-describe as the point of 'Singualrity' or artificial emergence! (This really has already happened only in silico: 'network emergence' of Internet-based AI).

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

fruit beers

Made from fruit like pear/ peach/ apricot/ cherry/ raspberry/ pumpkin...

Fruit beers are tasty and has 'bioavailablity'.
See also fruitini.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007