hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!

Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

bushing

Girls taking off their panties before going into a party/ gig. Makes it easier to get your bush burned!

She said wait a mo and then went bushing at the door and I couldnae believe it!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

bio-signals

Music made by detecting brain-waves' activity using a higly-sophisticated software that converts these 'bio-signals' and 'bio-render' them in to music according to your brain-waves' strenght. Example: if you are in a good, creative mood your theta (2-3 to 4-7 c.p.s 'cycles per second') waves which are 'slow' 3.5 to 7.0 Hz... get detected by a specially made EEG and 'play' your mood!

Bio-signals also called 'organo-lectric music', 'brain music' and are related to a weird new science Sonocytology: yeast cells that alter a digital-CD surface's groove structure by time and bio-render the music laser-burned on them into something alltogether new!

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

poor farms

Today's unjust wealth-circualtion has created many problems for those 'many' of us 'have-nots', seperated off from the rich 'haves' living in their fancyass 'Privatopias' by electronic gates (gated communities) and mega-Development-maddened investors who are building 'siege-chic' housing projects in large cities (gated neighborhoods), to house the rich fartsos in them, excluding the poor in what's known as the 'overclass' or 'privatocracy'.

Poor Farms started out in Hollywood-poisoned Los Angeles and spread out worldwide. LA's bum-blockades were for -- as the name suggests -- bumtown residents who kept seeping into the other 'stars-studded' nice and clean side. But, these ritzy-shitzy 'gated neighborhoods' can now be seen in faroff places like Iraq and Egypt.

Jordan will have its own fair share with new Saudi-financed, strictly-guarded housing projects: modern blocs erected in pollution-choked Jordanian 'second cities' like seaside Aqaba and Jordan's waste-dump e'Zarqa (this city is the major workforce supplier in Jordan where people can barley find their NBH 'next bowl of hummus'!), wait and lo... 'bum-proof' lawns and bum alarms are going to share the same ground with the people who live there in their poor farms!

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by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

gli stilisti

The Italian 'moda' connoisseurs that set the global standard each year at Milan with their glamorous, glitzy haute couture.

'Fashionistas' is just another word for Italian gli stilisti.
'Also written as one word'= glistilisti.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Big Splat

The reverse of the Big Bang! This is what has been called the 'Cosmic Katrina', by worried astrophysicists who predict that a large, earth-crossing 'doomsday rock' will hit the Earth and cause a large-scale extinction of living organisms!
This recent 'asteroid anxiety' has prompted the UN to start what it called an 'asteroid defense' program that plans to put into the 'killer' asteroid's rock structure a space 'bullet': a fly-by-satellite mini-nuke weapon that rides on the asteroid using its own 'microgravity' and then plant the bomb inside its hollow to blow it.

PHAs (potentially-hazardous asteroids) are various in size and impactability-risk and two scales have been put to calculate the risk against the Big Splat:
-The Torino Scale (uses a scale from 0 - 10 for regular impactability).
-The Palermo Scale (uses stats from average-sized NEOs 'near-earth objects' over a long period of time, on a scale from -2 - 0).

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

Notwork

The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).

Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007