Strings

The name given to tiny-to-a-sin French lingerie by enthusiasts!
In Britain, the word is usually 'frillies' (frilled at the edge sexy lingerire) -- and it's a fine gift for a fine girlfriend if you ask me!
Strings include:
v-string (G-string with a triangualr v-patch over the pubic area), mini-bikini (or, 'minikinis': ultra-tiny, barley covering 'it' underwear!), micro bikinis...
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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pajamazons

Sexy, full-bodied lingerie-wearing women you can see all over Playboy.
A meld of pajamas and Amazons.
Other related words to pajamazons:

-glamazons: (glamour + Amazons) hilarious 'gender fucks'(those who comically fuck with gender-roles from time to time), who dress like glam dragqueens for a laugh, or what's known as 'scag drag' or demi-drag as part of the gender-egalitarian movement! Also known as, 'galamazons' (gal + Amazons).

-analzons: anal-sex amazons, depicted in pornography!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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cosmetic underclass

The unlucky few now, that cannot afford to have a cosmetic surgery. What am I talking about?

You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (Vaser® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.
Body fascism is all the rage now... the dead also get their share of the cosmetic market: 'necro-cosmetics' is cosmetic surgery for the injured and defaced dead!
The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!
by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007
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up-skirting

Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!
Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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visible thongs

Whale tails, fish tails, ass cleavages, butt cleavages...
Early VTs (visible thongs) were just an innocent bunch: VPLs= visible panty-lines/ CSLs =corkscrew lines (badly visible frillies from under one's clothes).
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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one-drinking

In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order.
In Sesame Street, there's a fularious one-drinking 'Muppisode' when my favorite character, Grover comes like effteen times with a new order in a resturant and ends up on the floor!
by hammer---;, hytham June 06, 2007
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TVeye

Twat-vibe eye: to give a dime (def. no 2)... a floss (look)!
For a female to get 'churpsed', or 'flagged' by a male.
I have my TVeye on you!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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