hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Vastity Belt

A funny contraption that appeared in the mid-90s for the fat... did I just call you by the F-word? Sod me! You are 'overnormal', 'generously cut', 'horizontally-challenged', 'weight-challenged' and other non-sizist words that you'd use to bluff your way into my world you 'non-little' fatfuck! Any way, it's an electronic belt (like the old 'Chastity one, geddit?)... worn on the midriff and peeps when it stretches beyond a certain limit to curb weight-gain and control/ reduce it.

Fatist puns aside, I think that 'fat' is the worst insult you can call somebody with!

Overweight people now are pulling the bull with fat-flashing 'Fat Pride' bozotic marches, Net 'pornhography' or forumese like BHM (big handsome male) and BBW (big beautiful women a.k.a. 'women of size', 'obeausiful'!)! Get a Vastity Belt, y'all and stop opening the damn fridge's door ya lil' fps!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!

Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

flairing

The art of joggling barware, bar tools and drink bottles performed by master cocktailians and molecular mixologists.

A virginified try at flairing may end in embarrasing -- and sometimes dangerous -- results!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

clanguage

A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'.
This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:

Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)
Yinglish (Yiddish)
Yeshivish (Yeshiva)
Jewbonics (Hebrew)
Hebonics
Hebronics
Hebrish
Runglish (Russia)
Ruglish
Russlish
Frenglish (French)
Franglish
Franglais
Franish
Fringlish
Spain-ish (Spanish)
Spain-lish
Espanglish
Espaninglish
El Spanish Broken
Inglañol
Englañol
Spanglish
Espan'glés
Espanolo
Portinglês (Portoguese)
Portu-inglês
Portenglish
Portunglês
Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)
Yanito
Inglés de Escalerilla
Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)
Serblish (Serbia)
Praglish (Czech)
Czechlish
Czenglish
Poglish (Poland)
Hunglish (Hungary)
Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)
Engleutsch
Denglish
Denglisch
Dunglish
Donglish
Dinglish (Danish)
Danglish
Swidish (Sweden)
Swenglish
Svengelska
Finglish (Finnish)
Wenglish (Wales)
Minglish (Maltese)
Greeklish (Greece)
Grenglish
Latinoellinika
Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)
Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)
Frananglais
Namlish (Namibia)
Jinglish (Jamaica)
Jamlish
Indlish (India)
Inglish
Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)
Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)
Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)
Tinglish (Thailand)
Thenglish
Thailish
Thainglish
Singlish (Singapore)
Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)
Englog
Enggalog
Konglish (Korea)
Konglish (Hong Kong)
Chinglish (China)
Mandaringlish
Japlish (Japan)
Japanglish
Finnish (Farsi, Iran)
Fingilish
Finglish
Penglish
Pinglish
Pingilish
Turklish (Turkish)
Arablish (Arabic)
Arabizi*

*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!

The funny pidgin English spoken by F.O.B.s (Fresh out of the boat people), is a clanguage and is called sarcastically 'Foblish'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Garbage Patch

Name given to large marinal areas where rubbish collects in what has become known as the 'Subtropic Gyro': a gigantic whirlpool in the middle of the the North Pacific ocean nicknamed 'Strangelove Ocean'! (refers of course to the old Dr. himself!)

Concerned scientists has called these no-fish areas 'dead zones'* where there is shortage of life-affirming O2. Other concerns relating to the depleted sealife-forms are the coral areas in the Great Barrier Reef that marine biologists call these vulnerable pollution-sensitive 'bleached'-out corals 'sea reserves', 'marine rainforests' or collectively 'endangered oceans'!

*Also called OMZs (oxygen-mnimum zones), 'paper parks'.

Similiar places on Earth that have the same problem with Garbage Patch are the Kleenix Trail in the Tibetan base camp at Nepal where climbers and tourons leave their trash behind them and Crap Alley; the mountainous climber-magnet distanation in Glencoe, Scotland.

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

eco-kosher

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!

Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

pink punk

Mid-90s' gay punk sound.

Pink punk a.k.a. homocore/ queercore.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007