hammer's definitions

yannons

uge boobs that are so yummy and cannonish that when you see them you go "nice fucking yannons"

"i scrapped all over my own chest thinking about her yannons"

by hammer November 9, 2006

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Wrinkled Grommet

Another word for the "Stink Star" - your asshole!!

Get your wrinkled grommet out of my face.

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Fanboy

Someone who makes something sound bad to make something else sound good.

Xbox graphics suck, Gamcube graphics are way better

by hammer November 9, 2006

All Blacks

Greatest rugby team in the world. Represent New Zealand. Many teams aspire to be as great as them but fall short. Last won the World Cup in 1987. Good rivals with the Wallabies (Australia)

"The All Blacks are the best"

by hammer November 17, 2003

Peck

And incredibly long orgasm

Woah dude last night i had a peck.

by hammer November 9, 2006