hammer's definitions

himmel

An athletic, smart, smooth, handsome male

Boy that Brad Pitt is such a himmel!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

Fanboy

Someone who makes something sound bad to make something else sound good.

Xbox graphics suck, Gamcube graphics are way better

by hammer November 9, 2006

Colaric

A state of being that typically occurs immediately after waking up. One who experiences a colaric mood usually is very grumpy, irritable, cranky, grouchy, ill tempered, crabby, sulky, whiny, and very very testy. Expect this person to both physically and verbally attack anyone or anything that is on their warpath. A mega-colaric person displays these emotions all the time, not just when waking up.

Hey, settle down, stop being such a colaric!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

by hammer November 9, 2006

Peck

And incredibly long orgasm

Woah dude last night i had a peck.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Fricker

An all round, jolly good chap

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!

by Hammer November 9, 2006

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006