haley's definitions

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004

SlutBucket

1. Word meaning hoe, slut, whore, tramp, or prostitute, etc.
2. A yearning for a female sort...any flavor your heart desires.

"Yo man, up sor a bucket o' slut?"
"you bet i am, Melissa flavored too! that girl is finnneee and tasty!"

"Ey slutbucket, who YOU fucken?"

by Haley May 4, 2004

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

slut-a-muf

a slutty bitch that skeezes on other peoples men.

That slut-a-muf stole my man and now im'o push her head through a wall

by haley May 13, 2005

Ciarra

a girl who likes it rough, and is easily addicted to huge penis!!

Man, i just masturbated to a hot pussy...she must be a CIARRA!

by Haley April 14, 2005

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006