Definitions by hakko

nacho anus 

nachos served piping hot from the anus

Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: "wise choice sir"
*waiter bends over revealing a nacho anus*

nacho anus by Hakko November 21, 2004

dong polisher 

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

dong polisher by Hakko November 21, 2004

full length 

the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.

"hakko got the full length from me! ahahaha" - Macho tiger

full length by Hakko November 21, 2004

morning nob 

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

morning nob by Hakko October 2, 2004

poboom 

wtf?
that weird norwegian guy?

"shaddapa your mouth" - poboom

poboom by Hakko April 14, 2004

Macho animals 

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted

MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....

Macho animals by Hakko April 14, 2004

salt woman 

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

salt woman by Hakko April 14, 2004