african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross
by hahasuka January 29, 2014
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Garage Sale Whore

When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal
Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
by hahasuka December 09, 2020
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