habbie's definitions

snot bong

A Snot Bong is another word for a neti pot- a device that is used to clean your sinuses out from congestion.

Hey- my nose is really clogged up- do you think using the snot bong will help me?

by habbie February 18, 2009

Menema

The action that a girl needs to take when her circle of friends include a continuous rotation of the same men. Global in action, this requires complete severance with prior male companions to find new ones.

Daughter: Gee all of these boys seem to be a bunch of losers going no where.
Father: Gosh honey- sounds like your life needs a menema!

by Habbie June 1, 2006

087

Zip code for Kingsville, MD. 21087. Referred to by locals as "the 087".

Jim: Hey bud- where you going tonight?
Bill: Aw- we're going up to 087 to chill.

by Habbie June 25, 2006

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

by habbie November 20, 2007

Geezing

The act of spending time being completely engaged in doing nothing important or relevant.

Betty: Hey- what are you doing at the computer?
Mike: Nothing- just geezing through a Wiki.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

Shammy

Another name for a front butt or a butt in the front. A huge gut that goes to the lap.

Wow- when she sat down did you see that shammy?

by habbie February 7, 2006

throw a 7

To die or stop living. In the dice game of craps, a shooter "craps out" when they roll a seven and all bets are cleared from the table. The end of someone's life. Past tense would be "threw a seven".

Bill: "How is your grandma doing these days?"
John: "Well she is sick now and grandpa is concerned that she might throw a 7..."

by Habbie June 11, 2006