From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.
A delusional fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams.
Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his lane.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
by H.T.J March 03, 2005
- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
by H.T.J March 26, 2005
From the Native American name; pronounced squi*-tee. Means to produce a squeeky shit from one's rectal cavity that leaves one feeling satisfied yet drained...and stinky.
Policeman: Could you describe the man?
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
by H.T.J March 28, 2005
-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.
I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005