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"We getting horsey tonight mate?"
"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."
"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Getting Horsey mug.Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Giger Wanker mug.A form of preversion.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
Sometimes a person who is afraid of necrophilia will combat the act by ingesting razorblades in their penetrateables when they are approaching death. Often, when performed, it's also the cause of death.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"Err...oh yeah."
"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"
"One that eats live animals?"
"Yeah, that kind."
"They're called geeks."
"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"
"Yeah. Definitely yeah."
"Err...oh yeah."
"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"
"One that eats live animals?"
"Yeah, that kind."
"They're called geeks."
"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"
"Yeah. Definitely yeah."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"Er...we've got UAVs hidden under the mountain! WMDs too! We've got goats with heat seeking lasers on their heads!"
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
"Stop cumming on her guys, she's water broading."
"Sheeeeeeit, that girl crazy."
"Yeah, now just wipe her down and we'll break for lunch."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Water Broading mug.A form of preversion. Involves inviting a group of foot fetishistists to a house in which shoes must be removed to gain entry. They'll all come assuming that they can sneak away at some point to have an illicit sniff of the shoes left by the door. However, what actually happens is you steal the shoes while they are in the other room and take them away for a horrible sniffing.
"Shoes?!? Where are the goddamn shoes?"
"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
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"You after the shoes too?"
"I was after the shoes, was everybody after the shoes?"
"Fuck! It's a funky trap!"
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by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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