h.s. willsy's definitions
A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.
"Those fettlers are dying out."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Fettlersmug. Preversions are acts commited by preverts, i.e. people who preempt the actions of perverts by doing to a pervert what a pervert would have done to them.
"So what preversions do we know of Inspector?"
"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."
"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."
"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"
"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."
"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."
"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Preversionsmug. A form of preversion.
When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
When a wily sheep dog catches a pervert breaking in and molesting its flock, it may decide to teach the offender a lesson by giving them a brutal doggy raping. The way they do this is by setting up a fake sheep with a mouse trap inside its fake anus. Obviously, the mouse trap catches the perv with his pants down leaving them open to a terrible raping. Which they then get. Doggy style.
"Come here sheepy. AAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
See preversions and prevert.
"Woof."
"Oh no!!!! Shepherd's delight!"
See preversions and prevert.
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Shepherd's Delightmug. A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'm afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Prevertmug. Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Ket Crampsmug. "Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"
"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."
"Dragon-witch?"
"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."
"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."
"Dragon-witch?"
"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
Get the Sand Crabbingmug. The act of using Urban Dictionary to impress the object of your desire by listing their first name with a definition that's somewhere along the lines of:
X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.
Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
X is the most amazing girl in the world, she is really pretty and amazing and she was kind to an animal and when she smile it light up all of the world and she would make anyone fall in love with her because she is amazing and I am lucky to know her and I thank god every day for making such an amazing girl and hope please that she on love with me also.
Almost certainly doesn't get these dweebs the sex they think it will.
"Hey X, have a look at this what I have done for you."
"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"
"...no?"
"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."
"Okay..."
"Err...are you UD wooing me you fucking mong?"
"...no?"
"Die. Die now. Kill yourself while I watch and eat these Doritos."
"Okay..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the UD Wooingmug.