chelking

when you choke on water and it travels up your nose

A: “stop making me laugh man, i’m chelking!”

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shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

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A: “dude stop fellying yourself i’m trying to sleep!”

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the act of causing a queef-like emission of gas from another’s butthole during anal sex

A: “yo, i was railing her up the bum and then she started beefing”
B: “beefing?”
A: like bum queef
B: damn

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an insult to describe someone who acts like a reddit mod

A: “that guy is such a stinkytits. dude doesn’t even shower.”

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an insult to describe someone who is being a fool or obnoxious. alternatively used as an exclamatory phrase

A: “damn, that guy is being an absolute bitchnips”

B: “what the bitchnips”

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when gas from external force travels up the intestine and emits itself as a burp having gone through the whole body

A: “we were going to town and she started felking. it kinda turned me on, man…”

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