metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 09, 2004

Azrael

Gargamel's cat on Smurfs

Azrael scared the crap out of Vanity Smurf

by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 20, 2003

Eddie!

What Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show yells after "I Can Make You A Man" and before "Hot Patootie-Bless My Soul"

"Eddie!", yelled Columbia as Eddie broke through the wall with his motorcycle.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl July 31, 2004

noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.

"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003

virgin lips

someone who is me.

I haven't kissed anyone before and I really don't give a fuck!!!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 23, 2004

noo noo

a vacuum cleaner on the children's program Teletubbies; cleans up after Teletubbies; makes slurping noises

**slurp slurp slurp**

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 28, 2003

dude

1) a word to say when you can't think of the person you're referring to's name

2) a cool person

3) a word commonly said by stoners, surfers, skaters, and punks

1) "Hey you! Uh... Dude! What's your name?"

2) Vanity Smurf is a dude.

3) "Dude, did you see that dude mosh at the concert last night?"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004