ninjutsu

its like ninja magic, cept without the wands...and the cauldron.......and frog eyes and stuff.

well, with an exception of naruto quirks and stuff, ninjutsu is a collection of techniques and styles that are used by ninja's for concealment, escape, disguise, medicine, archery, collecting information and etc. some skills include:

taijutsi (unarmed combat)
ninja ken (sword fighting)
Seishin-teki kyôyô (spiritual refinement)
Shurikenjutsu (throwing blades)
Hensôjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
Shinobi-iri (stealth and infiltration methods)
Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
Sui-ren (training in water)
dont bitch with me, or ill go ninjutsu on ur ass!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 02, 2006
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labor

the process of childbirth. it starts with contractions and then the baby pops out. it is NOT a pretty sight.
labor is a very painful experience for a mother or mother to be. but if ur married, its worth the pain. (i guess)
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missionary

a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.
daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.
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three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.
if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 02, 2006
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fashion

a sense of style that changes from decade to decade, century to century. each era of fashion can change by very little or drastically.
Clothing from the 17th century is cool, but what the fuck was a thinking in the 80s?!
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bitchin

A very good time, in comparrison to the word "bitching", which means one who complains the fuck out of you.
"That roller coaster was bitchin."
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Soccer mom

a middle aged white suburban woman who devotes herself WAY too much to her kids to make up what she couldnt suceed when she was a kid. they usually drive big ass SUVs, or mini vans and participate in numerous school activities, such as soccer, parties, fund raiser, sports events, PTA, and other school events. they are usually chaperones to every school field trip, and never leave their kids unattended. after school, they usually force their kids into after school activities, like karate, baseball, choir, and shit like that. they rather their kids do an activity over an actual job, and they volunteer them for community service when they didnt even do nething wrong. these kids cant make descisions on their own, and their fathers who are never present on the subject, are never around. these kids cant play video games that have a good theme or story plot, violence, magic, or nething fun. basically, nothing thats rated E+10 and above. the only music they can listen to is radio disney and classical, no movies that are rated above PG, and they probably never heard of the word known as "the internet". they are to attend church service every sunday and hafta particpate in choir and such. basically, these kids arent free from their soccer moms till their sophmore year of high school, and even then their mom chaperones the prom.

frankly, by puberty, mommy's "little angels" are spoiled rotten, and they can never rule out that Jimmy and Stephanie are selling crack and having orgies at a unchaperoned party instead of attending the pep rally.

in adult hood, these kids will probably be atheist and wont let their kids go newhere near their grandma.
a soccer mom's kid is doomed to never think for themselves and have their minds warped by their mom's to become actors, lawyers, professional athletes, and doctors.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 29, 2006
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