gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

9/11

the day that screwed up america and all of its allies royally (well, only the ones that actaully declared war with the jackass). also the day that made america hate bush 10x more than we did in the first place. but more, it was the day when not only everyone was scared for life and/or lost a loved one, it was also a day when thousands of our loved ones were going to be sent to their meaningless deaths in the middle of the desert.

god bless america? how are we blessed when hundreds of ppl are dyin a senseless death everyday?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

sugar glider

a small marsupial that glides around. come in a variety of color and are very cute and cuddly. ^^

sugar gliders are not only cuter than hamsters, they'll eat em. ^^

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 20, 2005

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

poop

brown stuff that comes out of you after about 3-5 hours of digesting food. comes in a variety of shades, smells, colors, and textures, dependin on wat u ate.

the many names of poop:

Poo Poo
Poo
Shit
Dung
Manure
Droppings
Pellets
Feces
Fecal Matter
doo doo
Doodie
stool
leavings
crap
waste
dark matter
etc.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 19, 2005

christmas shopping

see black friday or greedy

though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006

fate

the name of the guy who is screwing you over

I hate fate. it aint fair.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 10, 2005

hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.

dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005