gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

pit bull

also known as the Staffordshire Bull Terrier, the pit bull terrier is a very sweet and lovable dog and a good companion, but unfortunately is often ridiculed and disrespected for it being known as a fight dog. people put these sweet canines in dogs rings and force them to fight. if the dog(s) have been fighting for too long, they are humanely euphemized, which is really unfair cuz it aint the dogs fault, its the MASTER'S FAULT.

people should not be afraid of pit bulls. they are one of the most loyal dogs breeds and should be treated with more respect and put in more loving homes.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

christmas

wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.

So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

Yiji

The ancient Chinese equivelent of a Japanese geisha. Both groups are still confused as being high class- prostitutes (a.k.a. courtesans), though there jobs strictly involved entertaining their clients through music and poetry.

It was rare when yiji and geisha engaged in sexual activity with their clients.

I read that one of my ancestors was a Yiji during the Song Dynasty.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 14, 2008

dumb

its a condition when one cannot speak or make noise

the next time someone calls u dumb, motion the signal, "up yours"

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 28, 2005

oriental

another politically incorrect word that is used by ignorant people to clump all asians in one group, much like how the word "hispanic" is used to clump all spanish/portuguese speakers in one group. to many it is a derogatory word, seeing that 1) there is no actual country, commonwealth, territory or state known as the "orient" and 2) that asians come from different ethnic backgrounds, religions, and speak different languages. ironically, many asians think that the term oriental is parrallel to word "nigger" and some see the word as old fashion. the terms "westerner" and "middle eastern" follow the same pattern as "oriental" but are less controversial.

if it were up to me, i would eliminate the terms oriental, hispanic, middle eastern, african american and etc., seeing that no matter what common region we hail from, we all have different ethnic backgrounds, religions and speak different languages.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006

9/11

the day that screwed up america and all of its allies royally (well, only the ones that actaully declared war with the jackass). also the day that made america hate bush 10x more than we did in the first place. but more, it was the day when not only everyone was scared for life and/or lost a loved one, it was also a day when thousands of our loved ones were going to be sent to their meaningless deaths in the middle of the desert.

god bless america? how are we blessed when hundreds of ppl are dyin a senseless death everyday?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006