gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

gun

a weapon used for family protection and keepin the king of england outta ur house. also useful for turnin out lights, openin cans, turnin on tvs and other home appliances.

also, guns dont kill ppl. ppl kill ppl. guns just make it way more faster.

King of England: I Dub thee, sir-...
Me: *Bang* Ur dead.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

poop

brown stuff that comes out of you after about 3-5 hours of digesting food. comes in a variety of shades, smells, colors, and textures, dependin on wat u ate.

the many names of poop:

Poo Poo
Poo
Shit
Dung
Manure
Droppings
Pellets
Feces
Fecal Matter
doo doo
Doodie
stool
leavings
crap
waste
dark matter
etc.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 19, 2005

christmas shopping

see black friday or greedy

though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006

fate

the name of the guy who is screwing you over

I hate fate. it aint fair.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 10, 2005

attention span

Something I don't have much of.

*looses interest, stares in other direction*

What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

chupacabra

also called "the goat sucker" (Spanish=Chupar means "to suck or to draw fluid;Cabra means "goat"), el chupacabra was first sighted in Puerto Rico, draining the bodily fluid and some vital organs out of its victim's body. There are no or very little fight or fly wounds on the victims body, meaning that the creature might have telepathic powers. the only wounds on the victims body are two small puncture wounds around the neck area, like a vampire. Wittnesses say that the beast is 4-5 feet tall, have big, red eyes, spines running down its back, big hind legs, and possibly small wings for flight.

from the first sighting, other sightings of el chupacabra have been sighted in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain. It almost seems that its going further north...so far, ONE human as been attacked by this mysterious beast (Watch Animal X on Animal Planet for more info), but no others.

There are a few theories behind this creature. El Chupacabra is either a:
1)unidentified animal yet to be discovered
2)reinactment of ancient gargoyles (but i highly doubt it. seeing how gargoyles are a COMPLETELY different race)
3)alien species from a different planet
4)NASA experiment thats gone horribly wrong
5)occult.or gang activity trying to scare the public.

what do YOU think?

that dang on chupacabra killt all ma chickens!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 10, 2005