gunslingergirlvy_c_e's definitions

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

gun

a weapon used for family protection and keepin the king of england outta ur house. also useful for turnin out lights, openin cans, turnin on tvs and other home appliances.

also, guns dont kill ppl. ppl kill ppl. guns just make it way more faster.

King of England: I Dub thee, sir-...
Me: *Bang* Ur dead.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

war

a delay in curing diseases that need to be cured.

with the millions we spend on war we need to spend it on curing stds and cancer!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 20, 2005

Parents Television Council

A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.

The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006

distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

limbo

ehhhhhhh its like heaven AND hell. like heaven, u live there with eternal life and ur not punished....well, if u were GOOD in life before the coming of christ. like hell, it is a part of hell and u cant get upgraded to heaven (before christ neway) cuz its for ppl who never experienced christianity (like aborted babies and babies who died before babtism). many protestants label Catholics as being ppl who damn nethin and neone to an eternity in hell if they do not live to christian expectations, but the Catholics believe that God will show mercy on babies and other unbabtized children by sending them to limbo.

basically, it doesnt have the beautification like heaven, but it has the eternal bliss part.

ive lived a mixed life, so chances are, ill be im limbo.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

@junkmail

A kickass Finnish hip-hop group.

Kaipuu by @junkmail is the best!

Now if I can just find a fansite...

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 9, 2008