celebrity

ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.

they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.
Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."

the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 21, 2005
mugGet the celebrity mug.

bitchin

A very good time, in comparrison to the word "bitching", which means one who complains the fuck out of you.
"That roller coaster was bitchin."
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 03, 2005
mugGet the bitchin mug.

veteran

any person who has been expierenced in a certain area for a long period. mostly used in terms of war.
my grandpa is a veteran of wwii and killed 10 nazis with his bare hands!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006
mugGet the veteran mug.

fate

the name of the guy who is screwing you over
I hate fate. it aint fair.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 10, 2005
mugGet the fate mug.

poop

brown stuff that comes out of you after about 3-5 hours of digesting food. comes in a variety of shades, smells, colors, and textures, dependin on wat u ate.
the many names of poop:

Poo Poo
Poo
Shit
Dung
Manure
Droppings
Pellets
Feces
Fecal Matter
doo doo
Doodie
stool
leavings
crap
waste
dark matter
etc.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 19, 2005
mugGet the poop mug.

squirrel

any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.
squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005
mugGet the squirrel mug.

mothman

in Point Pleasant, west virginia, there is a flyin beast called the mothman. wittnesses say that it appears to be a big, dark, tall man but sprouts wings from behind its back. the most recognizable trait are its big glowing red eyes. since the 1960s many sightings have been reported. it also has a reputation of chasing ppl. i must say, the mothman is one of the scariest cryptids out there.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
mugGet the mothman mug.