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Definitions by gumba gumba

One's religious beliefs. Usually onl refering to someone following a denomination of Christianity.
Looks like that chicken shit imitator is at it again. I shall ream his ass with a blitzkrieg of buggery.
Creed by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

horse's arse 

Something ugly, used or comparisons.
Her face was the horse's arse.
horse's arse by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

grow some 

On the definition of his name, Gumba challenged his chicken shit enemies and creed-hating imitators to grow some and stop being so scared of tackling him in a real flame war.
grow some by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

guy fawkes 

British Catholic set up by the protestant government to make Catholics look bad.
Penny for the gay, guv'ner?
guy fawkes by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile
The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.
1/4 by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

nuclear weapons 

Weapons of mass destruction that cause a chain reaction by splitting the nucleas of an uranium atom, thus causing two particles to fly out, that cause two other uranium atoms to become unstable and change into another element because they have an extra particle. This causes each of those two to fire off two particles each, and so the chain continues. This rapid expansion will eventually move onto the area surrounding it, and destroy it by means of reacting with it. Of course, in the time it has taken you to read this, a nuclear weapon, some as small as 11 inches could have scorched hundreds of miles worth of land surrounding it
Nuclear Weapons will bring the apocalypse, at which point many atheists will become religious, many religious will become atheist, and our skin will melt off.
nuclear weapons by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

BlitzKrieg 

"Lightning war"


Blitzkrieg was used by the German war machine in the 1930's where the enemy's military power is assessed and then bettered. Blitzkrieg starts with air raids, followed bylong range artillery, which is closely followed by mobilzed armour divisions. Foot soldiers then progress and swarm the enemy, intimidating them to give up.


Focus would go onto a particular point of weakness in the enemies' lines, and the point would be ceaselessly hounded until broke, so that the full force could rush it and destroy command lines and use automatic weapons on all those that ran to aid this breakage.


The fundamentals of blitzkrieg were

-for everyone to follow their instinct, rather than accept orders from the highest and go down the chain, which allowed the warfare to be

-highly momentous, unlike World war one, where a stalemate was reached.

Blitzkrieg relied heavily on communication, and exploited the radio fully.
BlitzKrieg is adapted and used today against the enemies of industrialised nations.
BlitzKrieg by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004