ebay

An online auction venue site where

1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car

2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.

3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.

4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.

5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.

6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture

7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.

8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.

9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.

10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account

11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.

12) which money never returns.
Don't pay the postage- it's cheaper to fly to the seller and pick it up. Quicker too.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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grease

1) 1979 movie rated the best musical ever. The big Break for John Travolta.

2)To kill someone.
It's got groove, it's got meaning.
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berlin wall

(n.) After the USSR backed communists took over east Germany,a wall was created to run along the border to divide the two people. It ran through former (and now current) capital Berlin.
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spinoff

(n.) Any franchise which was born from a cameo of another franchise.
Angel was a spinoff of buffy.


All marvel chractors are spinoffs of another, except some adam/eve charactor that hasn't been seen since 1940.
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fisting

1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.

2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.
Fisting causes stretching, prepare to be loosened!
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one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week
We will now observe a one minute silence.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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