guidoposse69's definitions

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

jock jam

An upbeat 90's track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. Not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.

Examples of jock jams include: "Are You Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited; "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men; "Move This" by Technotronic; "Come And Ride The Train" by the Quad City DJ's.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

digitize

To digitally add or remove something from a film or television program.

The afternoon movies are digitized so that kids can't see the women's genitalia.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005