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I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.
I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.
by Guido1 January 7, 2011
mugGet the I could just fart rainbowsmug.

big-bank theory

Proposals by the Obama administration to limit the size and scope of banking practices. In 1933 legislation was passed to prohibit banks from engaging in trading and hedging positions. It was thought that such, led to the Market Crash of that period. Obama would like to return to the 1930's regulations to keep banks from engaging in high-risk behaviors with lenders deposits or cheaply borrowed money from the Fed.
We all need to understand the big-bank theory.
by Guido1 January 22, 2010
mugGet the big-bank theorymug.

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.
by Guido1 October 18, 2009
mugGet the compensated datingmug.

to ad

Action verb: to advertise, as to expose to view by sight or cognitively.
So, yeah, I went on ebay to ad my old computer.
by Guido1 March 26, 2010
mugGet the to admug.

Chimerica

The concept that China and America together are concurrently leading the world in terms of a financial symbiotic relationship.
As the G-20 meet, It cannot be forgotten that the Chimerica component represents the largest monetary block.
by Guido1 March 31, 2009
mugGet the Chimericamug.

fake personality

A person who is "good" at deception. Wishes to control or manipulate others by emotional misrepresentation.
Listen to me girl, don't go out with Jake, he has a totally fake personality.
by Guido1 March 15, 2008
mugGet the fake personalitymug.

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.
I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.
by Guido1 December 4, 2009
mugGet the sporteemug.

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