griffin's definitions

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005

Welsch

Big and gay, normally describing one's penis.

I love the big, dangly, welsch cock.

by Griffin March 16, 2005

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Reamed

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

by Griffin December 12, 2004

herbosexual

Somebody who has a (sexual) affinity with plants; a tree humper

"The herbosexual looked longingly at the mighty oak."

by Griffin May 13, 2005

Stewie Griffon

Just want to let you know it's spelled Griffin, not Griffon.

Hi, I like to spell things wrong, like Stewie Griffon.

by Griffin May 11, 2004