Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Frisky Puppy

After you 'do' an anonymous dude, the next morning you poop on his pillow before he wakes up and then sit in the corner with a sad face....in Montana.

I used to get so angry when Greg would leave me a Frisky Puppy.

by Greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.

Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Juke Leg

When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.

Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.

Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008